I don’t eat cake with frosting on it. Why do people get mad at me when I say “No thank you” at parties?
@DebitKing
Dear Nels,
Well, some people might see that as not embracing the party spirit or partaking in the celebrations. You could always accept a piece of cake and not eat the frosting. Alternatively, bring a gluten free friend to every party you attend for the rest of your life. You can have the cake, (s)he can have the frosting. It’s probably easier just to have a piece of cake and only eat the bottom.
Is there any store better than Target?
@AsheSchow
Dear Ashe,
No. No, there is no better single store. There are better stores for individual things- Sur la Table for kitchen, Neimans for shoes, and every grocery store for food. However, for a single stop, there is nowhere better than Target. It’s one of the many reasons that Target is the best thing ever.
Should twerking be an Olympic sport?
@Metroulas
Dear Metro,
No, for a variety of reasons. For one thing, I’m not sure the world is ready for competitive twerking. Are twerkers even ready for competitive twerking? There are no set standards for judging a twerkist, so how would medals be awarded?
Let’s also consider that many countries wouldn’t allow their women to twerk. That isn’t entirely fair, and makes me wonder if you just want to play with a stacked deck.
That leads me to my final point. Is this sport open to men? Please consider the ramifications of that.
Sorry, Metro. I just don’t think Olympic twerking is going to be a thing.
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