*Editorial note: We apologize for this not being posted, as per usual, on Friday. An editing staff mix-up is to blame, not the author.*
Hunting season is upon us. Is it acceptable to post pictures of my kills on Facebook, or is that bad manners?
@JLTouchstone
Dear JLT,
Not at all! It may help you weed out the wheat from the chaff on your friends list. Be proud of your marksmanship and display your trophies proudly. Happy hunting!
Is there any truth to the rumor that Harry Reid keeps a goat named Beverly locked in his office dressed in lingerie?
@Anthropocon
Dear Jim,
Beverly? I heard it was Rita!
Why do zombies walk with their arms out in front of them?
Sarah L.
Dear Sarah,
That is an EXCELLENT question. There are two basic reasons for zombies to walk as they do. The first is rigor mortis. The second is because their eyeballs don’t function that well, as they are beginning to rot (yuck). They put their arms out to feel their way, then they got stuck that way. Zombies are, after all, undead.
