As a 50yr. old college junior feel very awkward on campus amongst the younger students. What can be done to fit in?
@ChrisAHull
Dear Chris,
What a great opportunity! You don’t have to try to fit in, just be yourself! As you’re older than they are, you have a different perspective and set of experiences to share. Trying to act like one of the kids could come off weird. Rock what you’re got! If you’re confused, watch some episodes of Community and do nothing that Chevy Chase’s character does.
How many visitors does it take to crash a website?
@RealMichaelW
Dear Michael,
It depends on how expensive the site was. For a couple thousand dollars, you should be able to create a site that can handle a fair amount of traffic. For $500 million or so, you can handle about 3 visitors at once.
What will the Obamas be handing out to trick-or-treaters and what will the first family dress up as?
Stacia G.
Dear Stacia,
The Obama’s will be handing out things that nobody wants. Knowing Mrs. Obama’s crusade against fun, I would get miniature bottles of water will be handed out at the White House. Enjoy, children!
Sasha and Malia will probably be dressed as normal things; they seem like sweet kids.
Michelle Obama would be Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter, the teacher who sets rules against everything. Mrs. Obama runs around telling people to move and drink water and eat kale, and you know she wishes that she could find a way to make fun illegal. So, Umbridge it is.
Barack Obama would be Ron Burgundy. He thinks he’s a big deal and will read anything on a teleprompter, but he’s really just an idiotic blowhard. He’s a celebrity for no discernible reason and pretty much terrible at his job.
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